If Disney Characters Wrote Books

mini-V · 04-20-2008, 03:07 AM

A book I am currently reading prompted me to ask myself what would the title of a book be if a Disney Character was the author? Here are my suggestions. Can you come up with some of your own?

Learning to Live With Narcolepsy by Sleeping Beauty

Drawing Circles Made Easy by Mickey Mouse

Black and White Photography by C. DeVill

Picking A Sparkling Occupation by S. Dwarfs

Household Hints by Cinderella

Low Fat Recipes by Ichabod Crane

The Facts About Transcendental Meditation by D. Duck

vixen101485 · 04-20-2008, 09:38 AM

OH that is funny. Unfortunatly I am still not awake yet to think of some. Give me some time and I will come up with something good. In the meantime BUMP!

vixen101485 · 04-20-2008, 09:39 AM

How to Deal With a Beast of a Mate by Belle

Carpets Are Not Just to Walk On by Street Rat

Levitation Made Easy by The Neverland Fairy Coalition

How to Not Crash While Flying by Buzz Lightyear

Sports for the Uncoordinated By Goofy

Dealing With the Unexpected Death of a Parent by The King of Pride Rock

Mirror Mirror (fiction) by The Snow Queen

vixen101485 · 04-20-2008, 10:20 AM

OK I am having too much fun with this. Mainly it is making me think enuf to wake up more. Lets see......

Springs and Other Bouncy Things By Tigger

Stunted Growth and How to Overcome It by Mushu

Always Room for One More by Master Gracey

Animal Helpers In the City by Giselle

mini-V · 04-20-2008, 11:35 AM

My Secret Life As a Tree by Devine

Head To Toe Make-overs by F. Godmother

mini-V · 04-20-2008, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixen101485

Carpets Are Not Just to Walk On by Street Rat

I thought Aladdin wrote that one.

vixen101485 · 04-20-2008, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mini-V

I thought Aladdin wrote that one.

That is a common misconception in the literary world. It is a little known fact that he acquired Carpet long before moving into the palace. He prefers to go by that name when creating his written work so that it will sell for what it is and not what his current social standing is as the live in boyfriend (now husband) of Princess Jasmine.

I really need to go do something not involving the computer now. I am getting stranger by the minute. Lack of sleep.

tchinkle · 04-20-2008, 06:03 PM

How about:

How to be Man's Best Friend by Pluto

Swimming 101 by Ariel

Undercover Superstar by Hannah Montana

All in Disney's Time by Cogsworth

This is too fun!

fantasyland · 04-20-2008, 07:12 PM

Become a Man by Shang
Manners to win her heart by Beast
In a World of my own by Alice

vixen101485 · 04-20-2008, 07:49 PM

Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat and Other Teatime Rhymes by The Dormouse

I Felt the Need for Speed (AUTO biography) by L. McQueen

How To Rid Your House of Vermin by Lucifer

Your Briar Patch and You by Brer Rabbit

mini-V · 04-22-2008, 04:33 PM

Finding the Beat and Other Drumming Techniques by Thumper

Finders Keepers by Ariel

To Tell the Truth by Pinocchio

Always A Stepsister Never A Bride by Anastasia

mini-V · 04-26-2008, 02:42 PM

The Princess Diaries by Princess Dot

**tiggerguy** · 04-26-2008, 06:24 PM

How to Improve Your Memory by Dory

mini-V · 04-27-2008, 09:47 AM

Every Thug Needs A Lady by Tramp

04-20-2008, 03:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
mini-V Home at last near Mickey! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mickey's backyard Posts: 8,309	If Disney Characters Wrote Books A book I am currently reading prompted me to ask myself what would the title of a book be if a Disney Character was the author? Here are my suggestions. Can you come up with some of your own? Learning to Live With Narcolepsy by Sleeping Beauty Drawing Circles Made Easy by Mickey Mouse Black and White Photography by C. DeVill Picking A Sparkling Occupation by S. Dwarfs Household Hints by Cinderella Low Fat Recipes by Ichabod Crane The Facts About Transcendental Meditation by D. Duck __________________ mini-V What will you celebrate? WDW; adult daycare for the kid hiding inside you! Florida passholder and lov'n it.

04-20-2008, 09:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
vixen101485 Queen of the Swaps, bow before me Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,948	OH that is funny. Unfortunatly I am still not awake yet to think of some. Give me some time and I will come up with something good. In the meantime BUMP! __________________ It's a Disney thing. If you understood, your only question would be "can I go?" TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF FOR MORE INFO CLICK THIS LINK http://inside.unicefusa.org/goto/Meghyn

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vixen101485 Queen of the Swaps, bow before me Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,948	How to Deal With a Beast of a Mate by Belle Carpets Are Not Just to Walk On by Street Rat Levitation Made Easy by The Neverland Fairy Coalition How to Not Crash While Flying by Buzz Lightyear Sports for the Uncoordinated By Goofy Dealing With the Unexpected Death of a Parent by The King of Pride Rock Mirror Mirror (fiction) by The Snow Queen __________________ It's a Disney thing. If you understood, your only question would be "can I go?" TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF FOR MORE INFO CLICK THIS LINK http://inside.unicefusa.org/goto/Meghyn Last edited by vixen101485; 04-20-2008 at 10:04 AM.

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vixen101485 Queen of the Swaps, bow before me Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,948	OK I am having too much fun with this. Mainly it is making me think enuf to wake up more. Lets see...... Springs and Other Bouncy Things By Tigger Stunted Growth and How to Overcome It by Mushu Always Room for One More by Master Gracey Animal Helpers In the City by Giselle __________________ It's a Disney thing. If you understood, your only question would be "can I go?" TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF FOR MORE INFO CLICK THIS LINK http://inside.unicefusa.org/goto/Meghyn

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04-20-2008, 06:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
tchinkle A-Ticket holder Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sellersburg, IN Posts: 11	How about: How to be Man's Best Friend by Pluto Swimming 101 by Ariel Undercover Superstar by Hannah Montana All in Disney's Time by Cogsworth This is too fun! __________________ Do you Twitter? Sign up to follow Disney_Tweets!

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04-20-2008, 07:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
vixen101485 Queen of the Swaps, bow before me Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,948	Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat and Other Teatime Rhymes by The Dormouse I Felt the Need for Speed (AUTO biography) by L. McQueen How To Rid Your House of Vermin by Lucifer Your Briar Patch and You by Brer Rabbit __________________ It's a Disney thing. If you understood, your only question would be "can I go?" TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF FOR MORE INFO CLICK THIS LINK http://inside.unicefusa.org/goto/Meghyn

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